Once upon a time there were two superhero chicks who decided that we needed to break away from the whole 'men in tights scene' and find ourselves a real man to play with.
So it began...
Supergirl and I ditched Superman and made our way down into the depths of the bat cave.
There we found him.
Dressed in black, his cape open, and Lo and Behold!
The man was a wonder to my pretty blue eyes!
And he had a fast car.
Supergirl and I took up residence in the backseat.
When who should appear but the ever enticing ...Batgirl!
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very very clever...i like it...
Money and a fast car shall gather the girls everytime.
I could almost feel sorry for the big blue boyscout.
Almost.
He is a boyscout! I hate that!
mutinously,
BG
Oh, I'm so glad you all consented to join me in my Batcave. It really is a marvellous place. All mod cons. And the car parked in the living-room.
And you got my cape open so quickly, too.
Unfortunately batman we have found that the Batmobile only seats three in the rear. But we will let you watch through the rearview.
;)
I've thrown Robin out on his ear, therefore the front passenger seat is free. I'm merciless. And obvious. What can I say?
CC
Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel.
WW, pass me the blow.
Too late my dear.
Bat girl has throen herself face first into that seat and her mudflaps are swinging!
Please keep your hands and feet inside the moving vehicle at all times!
BatGirl - Since the 1990s upgrade to the BatMobile, we've taken a few pointers from David Hasselhoff (well, minus the singing career) and upgraded the vehicle to KITT standards. It drives itself now, and speaks to me in soothing tones. This is superhero-dom, and anything is possible. Including reversible seating. :)
I made you modify it remember?
I had trouble tying you to the steering wheel and not running us into a wall at the same time.
Now drive on Batman.
Harder, faster, More.
God I love your big fins!
Bah! The caped charlatan never follows through!
I've never battled the Amazon Princess. I must study this situation. Witness how events...unfold.
Ah yes, I remember that kink, Wonder Woman. Ever since you saw that movie ... that's why I got the auto-fixing bumpers installed as well. Now we can crash seventeen times a day and no one knows any the wiser.
Except me, of course. I'm knackered.
Oh the dents we left in that old bumper though... Remember that time we...
ahhh, but how could we forget?
I think we blew out the shocks too!
Joker, you and me babe...
you know I'll have to cuff you first of course? But then I always have! I love the feeling of metal on my thighs.
Wonder Woman - how many times did you slip backwards onto that gear stick? Mmm?
My hands, dear Princess are dangerous and deft. My lips, however, linger lethally and longingly.
You bind the other two to you. Directing them and giving them strength, to your own ends.
I like that.
BM, that was a gear shift?
And I thought you were just glad to see me?
Joker, you know this teasing is beginning to effect me. Something about your painted smile makes me feel special...
I'm blushing and my panties have suddenly developed a noticable wetness...
And this for a man who wears more make up than me.
Gah!
The Big Black Bat always resorts to the use of toys.
I need no such trifles.
Besides, I allowed you the handcuffs. Something Bats would never.
I can be...trusted. I wear no mask.
Come let me wipe that lipstick off of your mouth... with my tongue.
You know I have an invisible jet?
Ever heard of the mile high club?
You tempt me, Daughter of Hippolyte.
I hear sirens. Is it your song? Or the Law?
Dawn approaches. I do my best work in the darkness. I must away.
I will engage you again, Princess of the Amazons.
You and your... consorts.
I fought the Law and the law won.
Let me whisper in your ear...
Fly the friendly skies?
You seak to ensnare me!
I will not be fooled again!
Until next time! When darkness falls.
Joker.
Dawn does break. And so do I.
Why do you always leave me here alone? You just have your way with me then bolt.
Maybe just this once you should stay and wrap me in your cold embrace to watch the sun rise and swallow the night.
Besides, you still have my panties on your head. Please leave them on the lampshade where they belong.
Wonder Woman - that was the gear shift, yes. I thought it best to prepare you ... since I understood you wanted to be tied to the steering wheel the other way round the next time we crashed.
Batman! That was supposed to be a secret!
Just between you and I...when I said reversal I meant something totally different. Care to try my gear shift?
You know that turns me on!
Wonder Woman - the last time someone asked me to try their gear shift, it was Robin. He's not my type. So I shiver inwardly at your delightful question. Please change gear - often.
Sorry... wrong house. I've been away for a while, and the neighbourhood has, ummm... changed slightly.
Anyone seen Robin?
CC you tease!
Now you can show me what that little red button is for.
wdky, I was just parking my jet in your garage. I was worried there may not be room for me anymore.
Tell me the truth or I shall tie you up with my magic lasso and wrench it from you.
Am I still beloved?
As if that question needed to be asked. I'm sitting here with a pair of sequined Y-fronts on the outisde of my jeans... why do you think that is?
Um...um...um...bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
(runs screaming into the night, giggling uncontrollably!)
Well, I know I didn't ;-)
wdky, I think it's because you know I like shiny things? Fun to play with. I'm kinda catty that way.
spcknght...
looking for your April Fools template! heh
Denny!
It's April Fools Day!
There's only one way to turn.
On.
You do it right every time.
I actually thought "fuck rogers" was one of my better ones!
You are very creative like that ;)
I was still imagining your shiny bits.And trying to figure out who Rogers was and why I would want to.
Now I *see* why I would want to.
hey. could you untie me now? my legs have fallen asleep and i have to pee.
Okay, but I'm not taking off your blindfold. You might give away the secret location of Lesbos... I mean Amazon Island. That's right. Amazon Island. This is not really Lesbos. Really. Honest. I swear.
I planted two identical tracking devices. One on Supergirl's cape, the other, Batgirl's utility belt.
I'm so very naughty. Now to board my Joker Jetcoptor and enjoy a little island get-away!
Joker my love. You can always find me. Just turn on your 'moist-heat seeking missile'.
It'll head straight for me.
I shall fly over. Or under, considering your choice of attire when in your invisible jet.
Attire?
What attire?
Not much left of that... those hands that you claim are so deft were nothing if not fevered and desperate last night. Clawing, groping, dragging me to the edge of madness. You have left your mark upon me sir.
I think some kisses are in order to make it all better.
Too far from Halloween to get new clothes. I think I'll have to check the Victoria's Secret catalogue for now.
You brought out the lunatic in me, lovely lady. How did you enjoy the lunatic in you?
I shall always kiss you, Princess. Kisses are my trademark. Well, that and bodies.
That was why the smashing Pumpkins were running through my mind...
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
All of those little deaths.
Agony.
Torture.
Can we do it again?
At least you let me leave my boots on. My heel marks are my trademark.
Again and again and again.
I do love those boots.
I must leave you to your own devices for the moment, ladies. I have errands to run, robberies to plan, interrogations to oversee and other people to frame for it. I'm swamped.
I shall, however, return this evening.
Well, the boots were a good idea.
All of that broken glass.
Slamming me into the wall, knocking down pictures, pinning me against the buffet. Your arms brushing all of the china off of the dining room table in your struggle to pin me down. What's a little Lenox in the face of animal lust?
I'll wait until Monday to call the Merry Maids. I think we're not finished yet.
Don't make me wait too long. With every sating my appetite has grown more ferocious.
PS. I'm going to act like I didn't hear that evil plotting stuff. Right now I just want to lay in a hot bubble bath and prepare for tonights festivities.
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