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Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Friday, December 25

Christmas Humor

The story of how the angel ended up on top of the Christmas tree.

    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where.

    More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little Angel with a great big Christmas tree.

    The Angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

    And so began the tradition of the Little Angel on top of the Christmas tree.



    (Repost)

    Thursday, December 17

    HNT Christmas Tree


      blogging
      I've been working and writing.
      I've barely had time to get ready for Christmas, which is very unlike me. I'm usually fighting the urge to put up my decorations too early.

      The latest article is up on blogcritics.
      A Photograph of My Father
      But I just got the lights up on the tree.
      I don't even want to think about the holiday shopping I'll have to do this weekend. I'd better get Christmas-y real fast.

      Happy HNT!
      See the man, Os.

      Thursday, December 27

      Christmas Gathering HNT

      We had a great time on Christmas Eve.
      I loved spending time with my nieces and nephews.
      I even got to play Mrs. Claus.
      Mrs. Claus

      And the kids made out like bandits!
      Opening Presents

      I love seeing their excitement as they geared up for Santa's visit.
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      And my dad enjoyed it for all of the obvious reasons.
      He was surrounded by girls who absolutely adore him!
      Dad

      Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas too!

      And since we're supposed to pick our favorite HNT of the year I'll have to go with this one.

      I got to spend time with Seamus.


      Seamus

      And I got a chance to meet the buffledog himself shortly before he passed away. I'm truly grateful to Seamus for having brought him to see me.



      Happy HNT!

      See the man. Osbasso




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      Tuesday, December 25

      Mr. Bean - The Christmas Turkey

      We're having a very Brit holiday!
      Come join us!


      Mr. Bean's Christmas - The turkey scene


      Here in the states we listen to Nat King Cole, but across the big pond Slade is the number one band for celebrating the spirit of the season.


      I'll be writing more about Slade in an up-coming post.

      Happy Xmas Everybody!!!

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      Sunday, December 23

      Have a Psycho Christmas

      Christmas Carols for the psychologically challenged.

      1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

      2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

      3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

      4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets and Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And......

      5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are

      6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

      7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

      8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You on an Open Fire

      9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

      10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

      11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

      12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

      13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

      14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing

      This came in an email from a very dear old friend.
      I miss you Chris!!!

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      Monday, December 17

      Have a Holly Jolly Christmas- From Pup and I

      Pup and I had our Christmas Party Gathering.
      He supplied the food and booze.
      I supplied the me.
      This is how we entertained our visitors.



      In the meantime...
      Cheyenne and I got elfed thanks to Pup.


      Wanna see our Elf Dance?

      Happy Musical Monday!!!