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Friday, December 25

Christmas Humor

The story of how the angel ended up on top of the Christmas tree.

    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where.

    More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little Angel with a great big Christmas tree.

    The Angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

    And so began the tradition of the Little Angel on top of the Christmas tree.



    (Repost)

    7 comments:

    TreeKeeperBag said...

    What a cute joke! I will tell this to my friends, nice one.

    SoCal Sal said...

    We have ours mounted! LOL

    Seamus said...

    Bwahahaha!

    Tricia said...

    TKB, I see that you love everything about this time of the year. My kinda person you are.

    And you have some very awesome stuff on your site. I really do need one of those bags for our tree Andy. And definitely the ornament protector! Some of mine are family heirlooms passed down for generations.

    I wonder if you could get me a good deal on a few things? A package deal? An employee discount too maybe ;)

    Merry Christmas!

    Tricia said...

    SoCal... You said mounted. heh heh heh


    Seamus! Your laughing again!
    That's a good thing. A very good thing.

    MKL said...

    Hehehe... good one :)

    I wish you happy new year, all the best, keep on keeping on ;)

    MKL

    Networkchic said...

    I can feel Santa's pain. Although I love Christmas it is a big pain in the....Happy Holidays.