Saturday, February 11

The Monkey Personals

Hi, my name is Nikko.
I'm a 50 year old flying blue monkey.
I'm looking for a mate, someone who looks good in a pointy hat and knows how to handle a broomstick.

I'm a recent widower, but feel I am ready to start dating again. I have a good income, but I have an abnormally small, ummm... tail. I prefer women who are whiny and needy. If you are interested please feel free to email me.

All ages welcome.

PS. All applicants must enjoy water sports and not melt while doing them.

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