Hope you all enjoy this time with family and friends.
Here are a few REALLY bad Thanksgiving jokes.
Enjoy!
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
8 comments:
Nyarrrrgh! Those were super-painful!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, too! We're off to a buffet! No dishes to clean! Yay!
(Well, then there's the "official family" celebration on saturday--still gotta cook for that starting tomorrow, so we're still not totally getting off scot-free)
NARF!
Happy Turkey Killin' Day to you too.
happy thanksgiving... although we don't have such a holiday here... shame... a day off is always welcome!... loved the jokes... esp the building one.... i love silly...
Hope you all had a fabulous turkey day!
Spcknght, painful yet annoying. LOL
That = fun right forrest? hahaha
Serra, I killed a ham. A honey-baked ham. Took much stalking of my prey but it was worth the bullet.
boo, I love silly too.
Needed something to make me giggle.
It's cold here... very cold.
A good laugh to fight the winter's chill.
cat, I was just lurking by your place yesterday. Hoping for some leftovers. Throw me a scrap please!
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