But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
If you can't be a good example--then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine the Great
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called me slow!
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
- and I'm also not blonde.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elaine Busler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Currently Reading: What Will Happen in Eragon IV by Richard Marcus
Look for the review soon on my blogcritics writer profile page.