woodnotwood

Sunday, September 26, 2004

We are like peas and carrots Jennaaaay!

Go Jenn... it's your birthday!
Go Jenn... it's your birthday!

Happy Birthday Jenn... I wuv you!

Tricia I see you lurking way down there in the bottom corner!
Jenn

I was looking up your dress.
Hey, you aren't wearing any underwear!
heheh
Tricia

I'm not even wearing a dress!
Jenn

Cover yourself!
Bad kitty!
Tricia

ok but I refuse to wear undies!
Jenn

Well if you're not wearing undies, then I'm not wearing undies either!

*takes off undies
*throws them at Jenn

I'm free!!!!
Tricia

Wooohooo the liberation!
Jenn

Hey is there a draft in here?
My ass is getting cold
Tricia

Oh sorry I will shut the air conditioner off!
Jenn

Stop looking up my skirt!
Okay, you can.
I don't really mind.
Tricia

Skirts we are suppose to be wearing skirts Tricia! Damnit woman why didn't you tell me before I thought by "cover yourself" you meant with my hands!

Shit I can't find a skirt to go with these boots!
Jenn

Here you can have mine!
*takes off skirt throws it at Jenn
Whoo Hoooooo
Nakey time!
Tricia

Thanks Tricia only a true friend would give you the skirt right off of her ass!
Jenn

And her undies too!
You owe me BIG TIME!
Tricia

You promised me more pictures give' em up!

I love playing blogtag with Jenn.
She is one of the best things to happen to me in years.
Jenn and Vader have literally saved me from myself and been the best friends I have been needing for years.

Most memorable conversations between Jenn and I.

I'm first.... wooohooo
I'm RiffRaff,
but then, you already knew that!

I'm first woohooooooo!!!
*does a cartwheel...trips over chair*
shit that hurt!
Tricia |

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TRICIA WATCH OUT FOR THE CHA...too late I tried to warn you!!!
Jenn |

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I chipped a nail
OMG

Stupid chair!
*kicks chair*
Ouch shit!
Tricia |

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I am throwing that damn chair out the freaking window! It is nothing but trouble!
Jenn |

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And I'm going to help you throw it out the window!
Then go to the hospital,
I think I broke my toe!

Where the hell is Justin when you need your toe licked.
Tricia |

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Damn Chair, Damn men, nothing is dependable anymore! I wil drive you to the hospital, cause we can't count on anyone else showing up!
Jenn |

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Go to bed... you're loud and you're keeping me awake!
Tricia |

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I wrapped my toe in tin foil so the aliens can't send me messages through it.
Tricia |

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Hey, you still awake?
Kicks Jenn (with good toe)
Tricia |

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goodnight Tricia I will try to keep it down!
Jenn |
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oh and good call on the tin foil!
Jenn |
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You better, I still have one good arm... and I'll use it missy!!!
Tricia |
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ok I am typing very quiet now!
Jenn |
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I want to make the word list next time...heheh
tricia |
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I think Tricia would make a good word list!
Jenn |

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Me too
tricia |
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Yes, but my lists are random. Her list would be something like:

collin
smack
with
tire
chain

Collin
_ _ _

I wub your pics...now where are the one's of us on the pool table?
Tricia |

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Tricia,
I just forwarded them to Collin he is going to do a whole website just for them that is if he can quit playing with his chinchilla long enough!
Jenn |
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WHY STROKE IT WHEN YOU CAN RAM IT
Jenn said that heheh...

Tricia,
I love you!
Jenn |
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Jenn,
I love you too!

just wanted to say that... yeah I'm goofy!
Tricia |

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Tricia,
You may be goofy, but you keep me sane!
Jenn |
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just hanging out for a while!
Checkin' out your undies
hmmmm... can't seem to find any...
Tricia |

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Tricia,
You know you can't find them, I don't know why you keep looking!
Jenn |

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And of course our FORUM conversations are practically INFAMOUS!
Jenn

Tricia

JENN:
Collin,
How in the world am I suppose to tell my thingy from everyone elses thingy, there are far to many thingys flapping around!

Tricia:
Jenn,
we will all recognize your thingy when it's flapping around in here.

Jenn:
Tricia your up late.
is the kitty better, that should get some laughs.

Tricia
I killed the kitty *taps playing in background*

At least until tomorrow!

Jenn
I meant the garfield cat, but that was funny Tricia! I changed the icon to the cat.

Tricia
Oh...
*sheepish*
I'm kinda sensitive about my recent kitty abuse.
But I WAS wearing undies the whole time.

Jenn
Tricia,
You know what? I find with the whole underwear thing is that when you need to get them off quickly you get them just around your ankles and end up tripping on them, hitting your head, and going to the emergency room.

Jenn
Tricia,
It has been far to quiet in here for way to long. I say we seize control away from Collin and livin' it back up in this little place. WAY TO QUIET people, and I desperately need something to make me laugh at this point in life!!!

Tricia
It's Collins fault. He never posts ANYTHING anymore!

Bastard! Stupid chinchilla hugging bastard!

Jenn
Yeah, he wants us to think he has a life now. How can you have a forum, a blog, and a life? It just can't be done! Not possible!
Collin we need to be entertained babe! Tricia and I grow weary of all the silence here!

Collin
You are right. It's not possible. *sigh* So I guess I have to give something up...

But I can't. So I guess I will have to learn to not sleep and do the impossible!

(grumbling while breaking out the juggling balls)...

doot-doot-dodee-dodee-doot-doot-doodah!

Tricia
Collin,
put your balls away and post.

God, I gotta tell him everything!

Derek, the smells still here... is he still spilling beans?

Jenn
Tricia,
He actually listened and posted! I think he typed one handed though so he didn't have to let go of his balls.

Go ask a grow up why women like harleys! There is more to it then your young mind could understand.
Jenn

Harleys are for men with little weenies.
Oh, let me PROVE I'm a man. I have this big ole Harley. I ride it up and down my street everyday to show the world I have a big...uh Harley.
Tricia

K Jenn,
thems fightin words...and in case you forgot in my redneck law book I now have the right to commit 'simple battery' on your ass.
Lets go sister!
Put your dukes up chicken shit!
Tricia

Sorry Tricia,
it is apparent you have never been on a Harley! The feel of one between your legs, the vibration, rattling your entire body, shaking you. Then you lean forward just a little bit and it hits that spot, yeah you know the one, ooohhh yeah baby Harleys are awesome, they can do things men are not even aware of.
Jenn

Jenn,
I've had better sex with the little carousel horse outside the Walmart...you just lean forward and let it vibrate between your legs, then you lean back into it... ooooh yeah....ooooh, I'm a cowboy.
Course then some little shit four year old starts crying that the mean lady won't let him have a turn on the horsey!
Why don't they put those things in the ladies room anyway! I need my privacy!
Dammit!
Tricia

OH Tricia,
Yeah that would almost be as good as the Harley! I think your onto something we should go into business, installing them in bathrooms across America! Or maybe we should just get us some cowboys!
Jenn

Ride 'em cowgirl!
Tricia

Yeeehaww
Jenn

I’m a cowboy, on a carousel horse I ride

I’m wanted dead or alive

I’m a cowboy, I got Walmart on my side

I’m wanted dead or alive

Tricia

Happy Birthday Jenn... I wuv you!

Posted by Tricia :: 7:39:00 PM :: |

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